Texas Is a Bastard?

“They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee.”–Tex Ritter (so don’t blame me, OK?)

*heh*

Too Kind by Far

The kindest I’d have been in his place would have been, “Urm, dude, your pants are on fire.”

Next time, take the mittens off, mmK? Bare knuckles would be fine with me.

“More? You want MORE?”

OK. The debate, summarized by Jim Treacher, with metacomment by moi:

0bambi vs. Godzilla

http://youtu.be/ZpBkc2jK-6w

Aaaannd, Tweet of the Night:

“Some people eat when they get depressed. I hope Michelle put Bo outside for the night.”

*snerk*


(No, I don’t know who made the graphic. It appeared on FB and I’m just too butt lazy to spend the time and effort tracking it down. If someone sees this and says, “Hey! That’s mine!” then fine, you’ll get the credit. Until someone else says the same thing. *heh*)