Drive-by Edublog Post

So, heard the one about the “valley girl” who was turned on by guys who spoke a foreign language to her? Well, since she was educated in public schools, raised by MTV and Top 40 listening, it was inevitable.

She fell hard for her sophomore English teacher.

Guard the Borders–Kit’s post

Let this hold your attention for a tad. Kit Jarrell’s Guard the Borders post for today, crossposted here from Euphoric Reality


Some of you may have heard about the woman in Florida who was violently raped by fourteen men at the beginning of this month. Then again, maybe not. The MSM doesn’t want to really touch it. Guess why?

All 14 men were illegal immigrants.

They were originally listed as “White” by the Sheriff’s department. I’ll let you be the judge as to whether that was a correct assessment.

After a veritable email smackdown flood by VDare readers, the Sheriff released a statement. Here’s an excerpt:

A Sheriff’s Office inquiry with United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has disclosed that the 14 arrestees are all Guatemalan Nationals and are in the United States illegally. Federal detainers from ICE have been placed on all 14. The federal detainer is in addition to criminal charges in Collier County. For those accused who are sentenced to serve prison time, ICE will begin removal proceedings upon their release from custody.

Due to the grievous nature of this alleged crime and the immigration issues, we have received extraordinary interest and inquiry from people throughout the nation. We will continue to provide factual updates and seek information to complete our investigation and perfect our case. We ask everyone to permit the process to work for a just conclusion and avoid oversimplifying the case, or worse, creating unproductive innuendo and rumor. Anyone with information on this or any crime is asked to contact the Collier County Sheriff’s Office immediately at 774-4434. Updates on this case will be posted to our website, www.colliersheriff.org , in an effort to best communicate our position concerning this incident to all interested persons.

Is the MSM picking up the story yet? Of course not. it doesn’t fit their pro-illegals agenda. News flash for the clueless: These people are not “undocumented workers”. They are, in many cases, criminals. This could have been your daughter. Your sister. Your wife. Your mother. Raped, beaten, and left for dead in the street by a bunch of thugs who aren’t even supposed to be here. It was someone’s daughter that this happened to.

The border problem is out of control. We need to demand answers, demand action. We need to continue to demand it until it happens.

This has been a production of the Guard the Borders Blogburst, which takes place every Monday on Euphoric Reality. The purpose is to keep immigration issues at the forefront and to apply pressure to our elected officials to get the problem fixed. If you’re concerned about the state of our borders, email kit.jarrell at gmail dot com to join.

Blogs on board…

Blogs Already on Board:


More later on other border news.

Julie Andrews I’m not

A few of my favorite things… not

Trivial yet urgent, niggling and pressing;
Pain in the (a-hem), ugly and messing;
Wild trips to purchase the stuff that I need,
These ain’t a few of my favorite things.

(John Coltrane: “My Favorite Things” sample)
Yeh, before I could do a darned thing else this morning, a trip outa town to get (well, “a trip to get” is almost always joined at the hip with “outa town—in this case, outa the county) a 50-amp circuit breaker so our washer/dryer will a.) spin the water outa that load of clothes Wonder Woman washed last night and b.) dry ‘em.

Better than having a load of clothes just sit there and mold. And don’t tell me we could hang ‘em out.  Nah.  Way too muggy today.

*sigh*

I do the electrical work, sure. But I hate working with the service entrance/service panel. Frankly, I know the safe procedures, know it’s safe when I follow safe procedures. Have the necessary equipment to test for live wires, etc. But. I hate working on that kinda AC voltage.

Still, I know I’m going to finally rewire this whole house (yeh, and have a retired master electrician friend check my work before calling the electric company to put in new 200-amp service) sometime in the next coupla years… Soooo looking forward to hooking up the new service to the new panel. If they’d let me (and they won’t) I’d run all the new stuff outside and just let ‘em hook into me. But nooooo. They’ve gotta run their stuff, then I have to hook up to their live service. *sigh*

Oh, well. Today just started with a 50-amp 220 breaker changeout. No biggie.

But not one-a my favorite things.

On to better things. (Guard the Borders coming up later today.)

(Minor edits, still probably missed some spelling/typos. Coffee deprivation. Need. More. Coffee.)

Sunday Smörgåsbord

Weekend roundup of some of the articles/commentary I found interesting

News relating to the Iraqi vote:

Wapo—reports something positive? The world is coming to an end tomorrow, no doubt…

Even “Terrorist Promo Central” (Reuters) takes a mostly positive tone. (Yep, that confirms it: the world is coming to an end.)

More confirmation of a world turned upside down as the Strib, and The Seattle Times manage to choke out mostly upbeat stories. Wonders never cease.

Of course, the good news from Iraq contrasts starkly with politics here.

Thomas Sowell, “Spoiled brat politics: Part I” and “Spoiled brat politics: Part II”.

Sowell’s comments on spoiled brats leads rather well into David Limbaugh’s observations, “More thoughts on Miers”.

The Anchoress points out the hypocrisy of (“the egregious”*) David Frum of neocon infamy—praised Miers and prophesied her nomination back in the summer, now flip–flopped and attacking her.

*”the egregious Frum” is Jerry Pournelle’s stock reference to someone (oddly, David Frum—heh) who he believes to be unprincipled and unworthy of his place and influence in the public forum. Quite apart from Pournelle’s commentary, the evidence the Anchoress presents of the egregious Frum’s lack of principle is enough to damn him in my eye, were he not already in disfavor with me. (As though the egregious Frum cared. Heh)

TMH’s Bacon Bits rounds up some thought-provoking info on the Asian Bird Flu and illuminating information drawn from experiments with the Spanish influenza virus that caused the 1918 pandemic. I do think some of the comparisons being made to the worldwide flu pandemic of 1918 may be overblown, though. For one thing, sure, transmission via fast and easy transportation systems available today may spread the stuff faster and more widely, but medical technology has advanced too, and so have public health measures. It remains to be seen just how much of the alarmism is Chicken Little behavior and how much is of substance. This is definitely one to follow, and The Mary Hunter is doing yeoman’s work in his posts on the topic—watch his blog for roundups and insight.

Well, there’s a whole big buncha other news and views out there that certainly ought to be included here, but I’m feeling just too darned lazy to post any more.  Read my Blogroll, eh?

Oh, but I can’t close without this. Hie thee to The Carnival of the recipes #61.  It’s a very special Ramadan edition!!!

🙂

Oh, and you’ll kick yourself if you miss some of the fine posts noted over at Stop the ACLU’s Open Trackback Sunday.

Let’s get the finger pointing at the real culprit, shall we?

As more and more manufacturing leaves these shores for slave labor shops in China…

Visit JibJab and CLICK on the Big Box Mart (you know who they really mean).

But ask yourself the question JibJab alludes to but elides over: who, really, is responsible for the loss of manufacturing to slave labor (yeh, I know much is merely low-paying sweatshop labor, but some truly is slave labor—prison slave labor) in China: “Big Box Mart” or the greedy cheap bastards like you and me who shop there for cheap crap—NOT made by the same folks as before, and usually not made as well as before?

As with threats to our political or religious freedoms, the long term, serious threats to our economic freedoms are not from Bid Bidness, government, politicians, Mass Media Podpeople or socialist/communist NGOs but from ourselves.

Linked at The Political Teen

Signs of life

Well bumfuzzle me and call me a twapsidoodle…

“Warning: Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes!”

Where in the world did that come from? you ask. (Of course you do.)

Here.

Will wonders never cease? Life. At Microsoft.

Understanding the Anti-/Pro-Miers Demographics

heh
This Opinion Journal “Letter to the Editor” is deliciously insightful. (h.t. Jerry Pournelle reader/contributor, Rod Schaffter)

How can you tell if a conservative is pro- or anti-Miers? Based on my conversations with conservative friends this week, here’s a good rule of thumb. Ask the conservative to define the following words or phrases and see what he says.
“Blackberry”
Anti-Miers: A handheld device that allows you to get e-mail and access the Internet. The biggest problem is when the battery runs low. You solve the problem by carrying a charger.
Pro-Miers: A delicious berry that you find in the woods. The biggest problem is that bears love them too. You solve that problem by carrying a .44 Magnum.
“Friends”
Anti-Miers: A popular TV show that looked at cultural and sexual mores.
Pro-Miers: People you invite over to your house
“$20 Snifter of Cognac”
Anti-Miers: Not a bad price for a great brandy at a nice bar.
Pro-Miers: An outrageous price for a drink. Where we people live, you can get a two-pound T-bone steak dinner and a drink for $20.
“Meet the Press”
Anti-Miers: Must-see TV.
Pro-Miers: We are too busy going to church. Besides, who really cares what they say?
“December”
Anti-Miers: A period of increased cultural sensitivity when you have to wish people a “Happy Holiday” instead of “Merry Christmas” for fear of offending them.
Pro-Miers: Merry Christmas!
“A List”
Anti-Miers: The type of party you want to be invited to.
Pro-Miers: What you don’t want to get from your wife on Saturday morning.
“Assault Weapons”
Anti-Miers: A class of weapons that anti-Miers conservatives use in their legal arguments concerning the meaning and extent of the Second Amendment. Although anti Miers conservatives favor the ownership of assault weapons, they probably have never touched or fired one.
Pro-Miers: A nice varmint gun, although it doesn’t have enough range or accuracy to shoot wary prairie dogs. They aren’t as good as Dad’s old M1 Garand.
“Democracy”
Anti-Miers: A Broadway play.
Pro-Miers: One of the things that makes America great.
“Antonin Scalia”
Anti-Miers: A brilliant legal scholar with libertarian tendencies. A good Supreme Court justice.
Pro-Miers: Who? Oh, the guy who hunts with the vice president and belongs to a gun club in Virginia. A good Supreme Court justice.
“The Buzz”
Anti-Miers: What “everybody who is anybody” is talking about.
Pro-Miers: What hornets, bees, wasps and yellow jackets do.
“Hunting”
Anti-Miers: A method for thinning wildlife populations that allows a rural American tradition to continue.
Pro-Miers: A chance to get together with some friends on a weekend and have a good time. We never let the hunting get in the way of having fun, however.
“Cowboy”
Anti-Miers: A metaphor for the American tendency to act aggressively. What makes America a great power.
Pro-Miers: The guy we see at the diner, who works on a ranch or travels the rodeo circuit. A term that is rarely applied, and when it is, is a compliment.
“John Deere”
Anti-Miers: A riding lawn mower.
Pro-Miers: A tractor.
“Paris Hilton”
Anti-Miers: A cultural icon.
Pro-Miers: A hotel in France. Although I wouldn’t know, because why would I want to go to Paris on vacation when I can go camping?
“Big Bore”
Anti-Miers: A person who corners you at an A List cocktail party.
Pro-Miers: A rifle that you need for hunting elephant or cape buffalo.

A lot of that sounds uncomfortably close… heh

Fiendishly clever…

Precision Guided Humor Assignment from The Alliance of Free Blogs: Devise a “better” strategic plan for Al-Qaeda.

Ah, this is a fiendishly clever assignment… on the one hand, it’d be easy to devise a plan that would yield success for Al-Qaeda by 2008 or 2009. On the other hand, devising a plan that would sucker Al-Qaeda into thinking they’d achieved success while simply miring them further in defeat is a different critter.

Let’s just address the easy one. I think they already have the other one covered.

Train all Al-Qaeda operatives to say “No hablo Ingles” in convincing Mexican accents. (OK, that part may be hard; after all, we’re not talking about people who approach WalMart class intellects, here.) Send them over the border with Mexico along with the Great Tide of La Raza and get ’em settled in with full welfare benefits, as registered Democraps, etc. Heck, multi-register to vote under multiple variations of MoHAMedic names honoring their woo-hoo moon god or whatever.

Bingo! Instant landslide for Billary and the “defeat America” crowd hosted by the Democrapic Party, Mooooveon.orgy, the Demoncrapic Untermensch, The Anti Constitutional Lawyers Union, et al. The Republicants can be driven from the land; churches closed; TV, Hollyweird and the RIAA closed down (OK, so the news wouldn’t be all bad); Islamic “jurisprudence” put in place.  The whole megilla.

It. Could. Work!

Oh! The horror! The horror!

“That was the hardest day of my life,” wrote 10-year-old Pinky from Deltona, Fla. “I felt like I was missing my arm. I never want to do that again. Please do not ask me to do that again.”_*_

What was this horrible experience, this horrific event that quite possibly scarred poor, dear Pinky for life?

Pinky—along with 32 other “teens and tweens”—was a part of an experiment that deprived children of their cell phones for a period of 24 hours._1_

Puh-lease! Unhook these drogue-heads before it’s too late! Surgically remove their phones, if necessary…

h.t. Jerry Pournelle

I’m dumbfounded

Very limited blogging today. In fact, this is it.

Anywho, on a whim, I just sat down here and CLICKed on over to Statcounter.  Can anyone hazard a plausible reason why this is a significant traffic driver this week? In fact, searched back through Statcounter and it’s a pretty regular draw… apparently, people are searching for this kinda thing…

Weird.