Eureka!

[N.B. Added link to one example–of many, many examples–of behaviors in support of my thesis below. ;-)]


The Zero has been an open book enigma, wrapped in a con man’s smile, covered by a flack industry’s hand-waving distractions and outright lies.

All this stuff we’ve been seeing from The Zero, his fellow travelers and cronies–the gutting of the economy and building of “golden Solyndrachutes” for the Crony Class, the bowing and scraping and (at least metaphorical) bending of knee to all sorts of foreign potentates and outright enemies of the US, the shredding of constitutional guarantees of fundamental human rights, and on and on and on: it’s all about Moochele’s campaign to combat her childhood nemesis. Yep, her childhood obesity is driving all this.

Oh, I have no picture of her as a fat child, but her psychological derangement is blatantly apparent, and its most likely cause is her own self-image, formed growing up as a fat kid.

And how does this explain The Zero’s (and his fellow travelers, etc.) behaviors? Think about if for a nano-second (that’s about all it takes, of course, to understand so simple a set of minds).

  • That Moochele drags Barry around firmly by the one ball she has let him keep is pretty much a given, taking even a brief glance at their respective public behaviors. One shudders to think what that emasculated quasi-male suffers in private (but then, considering who and what it is, notsomuch with the shuddering, ya know?)
  • That EVERYTHING Barry (and etc.) has done is aimed squarely at enfeebling the US is obvious to anyone with active brain cells numbering greater than that found in the average used Kleenex.
  • That this enfeebling of America has resulted and continues to progressively result in a cancelation of the “super-size” menu plan for Americans is also obvious. Just take a look at that package of bacon you’ve been buying for years. It doesn’t cost a LOT more (in increasingly worthless fiat dollars) now than when the Zero took office, true, but have you stopped to look closely at why that is? Yep. It’s now 12 ounces instead of 16. That package of cookies that’s only a “little more expensive” than in 2009? Yep. Smaller.
  • And as “the little people” have less and less to spend on smaller and smaller portions, Moochele’s dream from her childhood will come to pass. It’s almost biblical in scope. Or Greek god-like in petty, childish arrogance. (Those columns: whose idea were they really? Hmmm?)

And so it goes. Genius! It’s all about slowly weaning Americans from food entirely!


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Zero Movie

When the movie about The Zero’s reign is made (and, oh, it will be!) themes and titles need to be ready. What would you propose?

“Nothing to See Here; Move It Along…”

Well, actually, nothing in this video was done in a corner, but with cover from the Mass MEdia Podpeople Hivemind (A.K.A. “Bylines for Barry”) most people simply have no idea why The Zero fiddles while the Middle East burns, the US economy crumbles*, our security wanes… This video points to part of the reason. The rest? Well, his stated goal to “fundamentally transform”** the US* explains even more.

http://youtu.be/TJfufR7dUM8


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“Eye Candy” at “The View”?

So, The Zero appeared on “The View” instead of, oh, I dunno, doing his job, and offered, “I’ve been told I’m just eye candy here.”

I’ve seen better:

Come one! Somebody tell me that’s racist.

Semi-Back

More on the trip for my Dad’s funeral later. Here’s a small current affairs tidbit until then: fish in a barrel.

A commenter over at Ann Althouse’s place nailed The Zero’s move indoors to avoid taxing the powers of the Mass MEdia Podpeople Hivemind to cover for all the empty seats in the stadium where he was scheduled to be “anointed” by his worshipers again, urm, avoid a 40% chance of rain in the stadium where a football game’s scheduled Saturday with a 50% chance of rain.

“By November, will he be giving speeches to a few people at the VFW, where people just happened by for the potato salad?”

We can only hope. *heh*