If we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?–Pinky
Expiring minds just wanna know…
One Good Thing About the “Cash for Clunkers” Program…
Seen on Facebook:
“One good thing about the ‘Cash for Clunkers’ program is that it got thousands of Obama bumper stickers off the road… “
*ba-dump-bump*
(Yeh, but was the expense worth it?)
Shofar, So Good
I missed this one for Rosh Hashanah 😉
*heh*
ACORN-Funded Prostitution Zones–Tag One Near You!
*heh* I’d like to have a stencil for this in my hands, some days… no, really.
And on the wall of Obama “Hope” poster artist Shepard Fairey’s studio:
Now, I wonder when The 0!’s White Cafe-au-lait House is gonna be tagged? 😉
(Although, rightly, anyone taggin g The 0!’s White Cafe-au-lait House should change the stencil to read, “Pimping for ACORN since 1995”)
Ah! For Those Days of Innocence…
Don’t blame me; I didn’t write the thing. I have only one question: where are the maracas?
A Lil Help Here
How would one restate the following lil homilies to apply to The 0!’s socialist agenda?
“Give a man a fire, warm him for one night. Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.”
Or,
“I couldn’t sew my way out of a bag.”
(Just think that one through.)
Perspiring minds just wanna know.
Investment Opprtunity
Stolen from “Preacher Joe Paluch”
For Sale. 1975 Chevy pickup. 278k mi., leaks & burns oil, tranny slips, body damage all around, passenger door & tailgate missing, no running lights (short?), bed is rusted through, needs rubber. Government appraisal: $4500. $3000 cash, for right Democrat.
*heh*
I just have to get some new lines
So, my Wonder Woman picked up my coffee mug and took a sip. I sighed and said, “Now you’ve done it. Ruined another cuppa coffee… *sigh*”
“It’s too sweet, now?” she replied.
Yeh, I need new lines. Over the past 30-*mumble* years, I’ve become far too predictable.
New Hope
In nearly 40 years of cutting my own hair, I’ve discovered 2 things:
1. I’m no more or less likely to give myself a bad haircut than the barbers I went to before I divorced myself from the habit of letting someone else butcher my head and
2. haircuts are an expression of both new beginnings and… hope.
“It’ll grow out.”
An Ad Hominem Attack
Here is a perfect example of a classic ad hominem attack, but since it’s funny, I’ll post it anyway:
Stolen from Woody.