"In a democracy (‘rule by mob’), those who refuse to learn from history will be the majority and will dictate that everyone else suffer for their ignorance."
How would one restate the following lil homilies to apply to The 0!’s socialist agenda?
“Give a man a fire, warm him for one night. Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.”
Or,
“I couldn’t sew my way out of a bag.”
(Just think that one through.)
Perspiring minds just wanna know.
Stolen from “Preacher Joe Paluch”
For Sale. 1975 Chevy pickup. 278k mi., leaks & burns oil, tranny slips, body damage all around, passenger door & tailgate missing, no running lights (short?), bed is rusted through, needs rubber. Government appraisal: $4500. $3000 cash, for right Democrat.
*heh*
So, my Wonder Woman picked up my coffee mug and took a sip. I sighed and said, “Now you’ve done it. Ruined another cuppa coffee… *sigh*”
“It’s too sweet, now?” she replied.
Yeh, I need new lines. Over the past 30-*mumble* years, I’ve become far too predictable.
In nearly 40 years of cutting my own hair, I’ve discovered 2 things:
1. I’m no more or less likely to give myself a bad haircut than the barbers I went to before I divorced myself from the habit of letting someone else butcher my head and
2. haircuts are an expression of both new beginnings and… hope.
“It’ll grow out.”
Here is a perfect example of a classic ad hominem attack, but since it’s funny, I’ll post it anyway:
Stolen from Woody.
I saw an anonymous comment at CPSIA – Comments & Observations and felt a twinge of agreement:
“I think we need to update the dat[a] on lethal dosages for lead and other toxins by force feeding them to congress until they all die. We will then have useful data, and end the harmful effect of congress.”
While I wouldn’t go that far, I do feel that Congress might find a collective interview with Dr. Tarr and Mr. Fether to be enlightening…
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Here’s what I’d appreciate for a birthday present:
Multiple packets, please.
🙂
“Missed it by that much.”–Maxwell Smart
Here’s someone who’d be a LOT smarter were he to emulate Maxwell:
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[Continuing a series of reposts.]
Third World County’s Politically Incorrect Guide to Detecting (and Dealing With) an Islamic Murdering Savage SOB Terrorist.
See a suspect? Maneuver to get the wind ‘em. (Scent: The stench of rotting camel–or other–dung may be your first clue apart from the fact that the guy looks like an Ay-rab.)
Step 1.) Does the goober smell worse than–well, Goober? If so, he’s either a Loony Left Moonbat or a Islamofascist murdering savage SOB. Bag ‘im either way.
Step 2.) When you perform a “cranial echo test” (whack ‘im on the head with an axe handle) does a “thunk” or no sound at all proceed from his pie hole? If a “thunk” then it’s a Loony Left Moonbat and good for catfish feed or for bait for wild boar. If no sound at all issues, then there’s nothing inside (sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum, you know) and you have a splodydope. Remove any useful explosives and see uses for Loony Left Moonbat, above. If the critter attempts to bite the axe handle, it’s an osama and should be doused with gasoline and burned (after removing any useful explosives for later use fishing or blowing stumps).
Do bury any remains of an osama in pig manure and turn the compost frequently. Use this compost to kill kudzu.
There. Wasn’t that all warm and fuzzy, multi-culti?
(Oh, and before someone charges me with dehumanizing or demonizing Loony Left Moonbats or terrorists, please note that Loony Left Moonbats and terrorists have beat me to the punch and either dehumanized or demonized themselves before I could get in on the act. I’m just calling the cards that are already dealt.)
When examining the differences between “Right Wing Nuts” and Left Wing Nuts” it is helpful to remember the little handymans’ ditty: Righty-tighty; Lefty-loosey. Right “Wingnuts” have their heads screwed on tight enough that actual thinking can happen. Left “Wingnuts” have their heads lolling around so loosely on their shoulders, one wonders why they don’t fly off the handle more often than they do, let alone how in the world any rational thought could ever be expected from ’em.
There you have it: the primary difference between Right “Wingnuts” and Left “Wingnuts”: Righty-tighty; Lefty-loosey.