…when it is not dreaming of electric sheep, the Mitt Romney android is getting some decent programming:
“I’ll bet you never dreamed you’d look back at Jimmy Carter as the good old days.”–Mitt Romney
Hair-Pulling
I’ll admit to coming very close to pulling my hair out at its roots when I read, “there’s big special effects” in a post by a professional linguist and English grammarian.
*sigh*
“there is… effects”
And there is no sense of, urm, simple awareness of plurality or singularity in the selected text, either.
*profound sigh*
Tightwaddery Hint
If your family has cats, here’s how to save money on both cat food and cat litter: keep hunting until you find a food they don’t like (but make sure it’s still nutritious). They’ll eat less, and thus they’ll also poop less. Hey! They’ll also not get fat! It’s a win-win.
Thank me in comments.
Oops! I’m slipping…
…or perhaps it’s just the late hour?
Not quite sure how I lost one game. *sigh* I must be getting old.
Pondering the Imponderable
If we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?–Pinky
Expiring minds just wanna know…
One Good Thing About the “Cash for Clunkers” Program…
Seen on Facebook:
“One good thing about the ‘Cash for Clunkers’ program is that it got thousands of Obama bumper stickers off the road… “
*ba-dump-bump*
(Yeh, but was the expense worth it?)
Shofar, So Good
I missed this one for Rosh Hashanah 😉
*heh*
ACORN-Funded Prostitution Zones–Tag One Near You!
*heh* I’d like to have a stencil for this in my hands, some days… no, really.
And on the wall of Obama “Hope” poster artist Shepard Fairey’s studio:
Now, I wonder when The 0!’s White Cafe-au-lait House is gonna be tagged? 😉
(Although, rightly, anyone taggin g The 0!’s White Cafe-au-lait House should change the stencil to read, “Pimping for ACORN since 1995”)
Ah! For Those Days of Innocence…
Don’t blame me; I didn’t write the thing. I have only one question: where are the maracas?
A Lil Help Here
How would one restate the following lil homilies to apply to The 0!’s socialist agenda?
“Give a man a fire, warm him for one night. Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.”
Or,
“I couldn’t sew my way out of a bag.”
(Just think that one through.)
Perspiring minds just wanna know.