Ya think these were Moose-limbs or what?

Whatever these guys are, stupid ranks pretty high up there in the catalog of their sterling qualities. Which, of course, leads me to believe that the liklihood they are from a cult of illiterate/subliterate morons (AKA, Muslims) is pretty darned close to 100%. (And yeh, I know the article simply calls them “pirates” but given their locale and behavior, it’s not a big leap to conjecture that they are members of a cult of illiterate/subliterate morons, now, is it?)

h.t. Cathouse Chat

Thanks for all the fish!

Every now and then, I get to meet a very amusing troll. Over the last week, I have had the distinct pleasure of interacting with three: two in comments here and another troll on an email list. (Nope. Not ID-ing the list. A few of y’all will know. Keep it to yourselves. I’m milking this one for laughs offlist, OK?)

They provide me with enormous entertainment with their unintended verbal slapstick routines. Idiots can be sooooo funny! I am so blessed.

One of them (the brighter of the three, who shall go unidentified, cos I want him to keep up the unintentional humor of his argumentum ad ignorantium style) recently signed me up for a whole raft of email lists. As usual, he has no idea how obviously transparent he was in signing me up, or how easy it is for me to filter alla that crap (in fact, Opera had already filtered the “confirmation emails” as SPAM, according to my filter rules and its built-in rules).

*LOL*

Dumbasses can be soooo entertaining! I dunno, I just learned years ago that (after giving them one or three chances to prove that stupidity is not their only option, just the one they prefer) ridiculing and laughing at dumbasses is one of the most pleasant diversions around…

Ahhh! Life is a big suck on a sweet orange!

Rejoicing at Conservative Cat (Sorry about the scare, Bruce. Not my fault. I wasn’t there. I have witnesses.)

This just in (from the email dumbass), in response to me thanking him for being such a hilarious joke, just by existing:

“the funniest thing is, you don’t even know that YOUR the joke.”

*LOL* another great piece of unintended humor. First, the dumbass tries to say, in effect, “Oh, yeh, well you too,” in typical schoolyard manner. And just to illustrate he’s never gotten beyond third grade, he mistakes the second person possessive pronoun “your” for the contraction “you’re” (“you are”).

Ahhh, the endless entertainment afforded by subliterate morons!

Thanks again, dumbass for proving yourself to be the joke you are. Life is sweet!

It’s still our country…

…so far. But it won’t be “America” long if we’re complacent.

Here’s a call to action on one front in the war to conquer America; a war in which the forces of Reconquista have allies in… Congress. From Euphoric Reality, this Guard the Borders blogburst:


CALL TO ACTION!

On Thursday, March 16, the Senate Judiciary Committee told their staff to meet behind closed doors to construct an immigration bill that would include provisions from the Kennedy-McCain bill. Known as S. 1033, the McCain-Kennedy bill includes an amnesty for illegal aliens, a massive “guest” worker program that leads to citizenship, and an estimated one million additional permanent immigrants each year.

Millions of illegals to become citizens?
Kennedy-McCain immigration reform bill likely to pass Senate committee after recess

A bill that would give millions of illegal aliens in the United States the opportunity to earn citizenship is closer to becoming law today as members of the Senate Judiciary Committee signaled likely passage of a proposal by Sens. Edward Kenney, D-Mass., and John McCain, R-Ariz.

Though a committee vote will not be held until after a week-long congressional recess, likely March 27, committee members appeared ready to back the Kennedy-McCain bill.

The votes are there,” said Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa.

Congress is working to pass a reform bill that includes enforcement, a policy on dealing with illegals already in the country and a guest-worker program pushed by President Bush.

Under the legislation, illegal aliens in the United States would obtain six-year nonimmigrant visas under which they could work in the country and travel outside the country. The aliens would have to pay a $1,000 fine and undergo background checks.

After six years, the aliens would be able to meet certain requirements and then apply for a green card, or permanent residency.

Besides voting on the bill after the recess, committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., said the panel also would vote on a bill by Sens. John Cornyn, R-Texas, and Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., that would give illegal aliens up to five years to leave the U.S. After returning home, they could then apply to return, either as temporary workers or for permanent residency.

“Our intention is not to strand anyone outside the country,” Kyl said, according to an AP report. But he asserted the McCain-Kennedy plan would give an illegal alien allowed to stay and work in the country a “huge advantage” over a person having to wait for years in his or her own country for a green card.

The McCain-Kennedy bill would start off with offering 400,000 of the new visas.

Continue reading “It’s still our country…”

Most under-read blogs/ Monday Open Post

Yeh, yeh: an open trackback post. Link to this post and track back.

Now, on to “most under-read blogs”—IMO.

I’ll try to remember to feature one under-read blog a week on Monday. Now, the blog featured might be relatively new, might have been around a while, might have two or three readers a day or two or three thousand readers a day. My criteria won’t be concerned with actual numbers of readers as of this time, but with the number of readers who IMO ought to be flocking to the blog. IOW, the site features great blogging that deserves the widest audience possible.

And I’ll only mention one a week, ‘K?

Here’s this week’s: Imagine Kitty. Mark’s site is a joy to behold. It’s beautifully designed and easy to read. So there’s nothing to make getting to the content difficult or painful.

And the content. *sigh* From his series, “Why I am the way I am” (See Part I and Part II) to his blogging tips (see his posts on a WordPress trackback issue) and his interpretation (with examples) of Samantha Burns’ blogging commandments, Mark’s posts exhibit a range and quality that really deserve all the readership he can get, IMO.

Drop by any of the posts linked for a taste. You’ll find it’s like eating peanuts: ya can’t eat (read) just one.

As I said, Open Trackback Post. Link this post and track back–and note the other fine blogs featuring linkfests at

Linkfest Haven.Linkfest Haven

Yeh, even though I plug the thing four times a week and include the graphic and link in my sidebar, it looks like I’ll never make the “honor roll” there again, for some reason. But check out Linkfest Haven, anyway. The “honor roll” is fulla other good blogs, in any case.

Yeh, I updated a bit. Here’s another bit of updating. I kinda like Beth’s lil disclamer for Open Posts:

Disclaimer: trackbacks to this post do not necessarily represent the opinions or standards of the Blue Star Chronicles.

It’s not quite got a third world county flavor, though. So, here’s my third world county disclaimer:

Most of the folks who will leave trackbacks to third world county are good folks with something intelligent to say. But here may be a very few asshats who can’t think their way out of a wet paper bag and who post ridiculously stupid, irresponsible or outright *cough* faux liberal loony left moonbat fantasies. That’s all right, really, cos I believe helping them exercise their right to speak freely and publish their dumbass quasi-thoughts is the right thing to do. After all, it provides me with more material for belly laughs. If someone links here with something libelous, that’s their lookout. I can’t vet their stuff for them, so caveat emptor, OK?

But still, almost all the linked material will be from good folks who will give you hours of reading pleasure and stimulate your thinking. That is if enough folks get offa their hineys and trackback some good stuff like Beth has…

Cleaning tip

Quite some few years ago, after both of my Wonder Woman’s parents had passed away, we fell heir to, among other things from the estate, their collection of silverplate flatware. Didn’t think a thing about it really, cos we already had several sets of flatware (hers, mine and ours) that we were using at the time. Besides, it was just silverplate, anyway, nothing all that fancy.

But.

Cleaning “stuff” out last year, I ran across the set and gave it a good look. Huh! Looked exactly like the stuff I grew up using as a kid. It was. I guess the Oneida Queen Bess pattern was either really popular in the late 40s, early 50s when our parents—in widely separate parts of the country—started their homes. In fact, I actually had one serving spoon from the set we pretty much wore out as kids—silverplate almost entirely worn off, base metal worn. Here’s what the teaspoons in a Queen Bess pattern look like:

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But, after sitting for years, even closed up in a “silverware” chest, ours didn’t look that nice. So, hours and hours of polishing? Nah. Too lazy.

Aluminum foil in bottom of large pan. Boiling water. Salt and baking soda. Whatever silver (or silverplated) item you need to clean MUST be in contact with the aluminum foil. Combine the salt, baking soda and boiling water and pour over the silver. Give it a little time and the tarnish will be gone.

Polish dry with a soft cloth and you’re good to go. (And yes, this works just as well with “real” silver items.)

I ended up putting away our other flatware, and we use the Queen Bess on a daily basis now. Memories for both of us, nice service for daily use, and easy to keep sparkling clean.

I am a gay man

[See Update at tghe foot of this post.]

I can’t help it. Although I am often moody, curmudgeonly and downright snappish, just as often I am gay. To steal from Joe Sobran’s manifesto against the trope of homosexual/Mass Media Podpeople cultural propaganda,

…I am gay. It’s just my nature. I’ve been this way as long as I remember. Even as a boy, when I watched the dapper, suave comedy of Cary Grant or Fred Astaire, I felt I was looking into a mirror of my soul. Life should be taken lightly — that’s my philosophy. My favorite writer is P.G. Wodehouse. When I hear a Rossini overture on the radio, I can’t bear to turn it off. These are my gay brethren. I’ve learned to spot them across a crowded room.

I never thought Bob Hope was all that funny, but he was infectiously gay. He and Bing Crosby made some of the most popular movies ever to star a pair of gay men. More recently the fashion has favored black comedy, which can be hilarious too; but comedy is best when light and gay, without malice and aggression, but that tone is much harder to achieve and sustain than most people realize.

The reason the present age is difficult for gay people is that the word gay has been appropriated by homosexual activists. So real gay men have been driven into the closet, afraid to admit they’re gay for fear of being misunderstood.

A large part of my gaiety is no doubt due to my wife’s choice of a mate. My Wonder Woman is infectuously gay, happy, optimistic in her outlook and behavior. To know her is to love her… and to be infected with her gay nature.

Another contributing factor is my inate propensity to take myself with a grain of salt, to laugh at my own foibles (the dark side of that is that I sometimes brood over them, as well *sigh* So sometimes my self-mocking is dark humor).

But, by and large, life is a lark. Oh, sure, I sometimes skate to the edge of despair when I view the passing scene–Mass Media Podpeople, Academia Nuts, Loony Left Moonbats, non-conservative soi disant “Conservatives,” pop “music” so-called “artists” being manufactured by Sony (and other organs of “tastes-like sawdust–Yum!” production) and politicians of darned near any stripe.

But.

I am saved from despair by the ludicrous nature of them all, the silliness of their vain pronouncements, productions and all other efforts, and the fact that life is by and large a big suck on a sweet orange.

So, I am gay.

Too bad all the crop of weeping, wailing, teeth-gnashing homosexual activists and their brainwashed, neurotic, love hungry, approval-seeking disciples can’t seem to be gay, but that’s their problem. I’ll just smile, shake my head and give a chuckle. They just can’t seem to get the point that life’s a lark.

Oh. Well. The sun’s shining, the damned trees are budding (oops! Little dark disappreciation of allergens… but hey! I can still smell the flowers! :-)), God’s in His heaven and all’s right with the world, sorta. So lighten up, chill.

Be gay.

Swishing the light fantastic at Sam’s OTA Weekend Time, The Real Ugly American and Camelot Destra Ideale (Hey, I don’t read Italian well, but I’m sure someone does :-)).

UPDATE: Oh! When will the evidence that Muslims are stupid stop rolling in? See comments, where “AnumsTruth” whose email address points to “IslamicThinkers.com” (an oxymoron if ever there was one!) begins his comment with, “Is this site for real? It is very pathetic. I think you should keep your sexuality
to yourself.”

What. A. Maroon. This brings to a total of, oh, 100% of all Islamic commenters I have read on every single blog where I have seen Muslim commenters demonstrating that they are complete idiots. Just once, I’d like to read a comment by even ONE Muslim blog commenter that wasn’t a perfect example of subliterate stupidity.

Waiting. But not gonna hold my breath.

Sunday Thoughts

Earlier this week, I heard a few snippets of a sermon on Ephesians 2, and it’s really been sticking in my mind. Story of my life, of course: I can’t remember who it was who was preaching. My local station is WRVL-FM – Victory FM, broadcast by Liberty University. However, since I also have XM in the car (and that’s where I listen to the radio the most), it could also have been their Family Talk Radio station.

No biggie.

But what the pastor was talking about regarding Ephesians 2 was the huge and transformational difference between who we were before salvation, and who we are now after salvation. It’s been going around and around in my mind, and showing me, yet again, how wonderful, gracious and awe-inspiring God’s love is!

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“Cartoon” tag

Well, Lady Diane tagged me with this lil game that came out of the manufactured “outrage” Muslims expressed six months after the famous Mohammed cartoons appeared (either it was truly faked up, manufactured, or these people are some of the slowest, stupidest people on the planet. Take your pick. I pick both). This was particularly challenging for me, since cartooning is NOT an easy form. And, as you will see from my very crappy photomanipulation and the rest, below, I am NOT a cartoonist.

But still, I try not to turn down either a “tag” or any request by Lady Diane, so I was doubly bound, and so…

Laissez les bontemps roulez, Mohammed!

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Shuckin’ n Jivin’ at The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns (where else?)

Chicken Enchiladas

I don’t know if I’ve posted this before, but if I did, it was over a year ago and at another address… besides, I’m too late for a Carnival of the Recipes post this week (Spring Break Fever). Anywho, the main dish in dinner tonight:

(FLAT) Chicken Enchiladas. (Yeh, I’m way too lazy to roll ’em.)

Ingredients:

~8 oz already cooked chicken, shredded
1 (or 2) 4-oz cans chopped green chiles
1 15-oz can of your fav green enchilada sauce (I could tell you the “made from scratch” green enchilada sauce recipe, but I don’t use it now so why should I inflict it on you?) OR about 4 4-oz cans (or 2 8-oz if you can find ’em) chopped green chiles, pureed.
1 10-oz can your fav creram of chicken soup
1/2 yellow (scourge) onion, diced
about 1 pound shredded monterey jack/cheddar mix
18 average-sized corn tortillas

Method:

Preheat overn to 350 degrees fahrenheit
Lightly oil 9’X12′ g;ass baking dish
Combine the chicken, geen chiles, green enchilada sauce and cream of chicken soup in a bowl
Nuke the chopped onion in the microwave in a covered bowl with a bit of olive oil for about 2 minutes

Layer in thusly:

Bottom: six tortillas, sauce, onions, cheese (use 1/2 the onions)
Next layer, same
Top layer same as above except no onions

Bake for about 40 minutes at 350 (oven temps vary. Yours could take more or less time).

Remove from the oven and let site for a couple of minutes. Cut into serving portions and top with shredded lettuce and/or your fav salsa, perhaps pico de gallo.

Serve with “spanish” rice and refried beans.

Blogging Tip

You ever get a tad frustrated when someone posts a darned good post (or an execrably bad one) and has comments turned off? No time to blog in depth right then, but really wanna comment?

Me too.

Here’s a simple solution. Well, it’s simple if you have a browser that’s all-in-one (browser, email client, FULL TEXT RSS reader) like Opera. And it’s still pretty easy even if you are stuck back in the dark ages using separate apps for each of those things.

Subscribe to the RSS feed for the blog. Especially if you read it often and often wanna comment, but can’t cos comments are turned off. That way, you can check the blog’s RSS feed regularly, and if you find something that’s comment-worthy (and your RSS reader is capable), just CLICK on Reply (or Right-Click> Reply) and send an e-.

Works great. As easy as leaving a comment, and depending on how their blog’s configured, maybe even more likely to get noticed and replied to.

Easy-peasy.

Noted at Conservative Cat, Imagine Kitty and The Real Ugly American..