Searching and Striving for Literacy in an A-literate World

I recognize general categories of literacy and illiteracy that differ, or really expand upon, the generally accepted definitions. For example, in addition to the generally accepted definition of literacy that really only defines a bare functional literacy that can laboriously decode those funny lil squiggles we call writing, material literacy (which includes a small degree of comprehension of what those decoded squiggles mean), and formal literacy (which is able to place basic meanings within cultural, historical, and disciplinary contexts, as well as make meaningful interpretations of text and relate texts read to a wide array of other texts one has read, then reason from the information thus gained) are also important. Note: Despite the very mild complexity of construction of the preceding sentence, any _materially literate_ person would have no problem parsing it (which means that probably more than 80% of adults in the US today got lost halfway through the first parenthetical comment).

Illiteracy, too, has types. One, which I first saw referred to by Robert Heinlein, is subliteracy–always, in my experience, simply the result of laziness. Subliterates are quite often proud of their poor literacy, and think they are much more literate than they are, which results nowadays in whole ravening packs of “Indie” writers savaging the English language, because they actually do know so very much that just ain’t so, and their vocabulary, grammar, and spelling demonstrate their vast ignorance, because they “don’t need” (and probably couldn’t find anyway) a literate editor or even proofreader.

The worst literacy affliction is one that feeds subliteracy: a-literacy. It is really no use to be able to decode those funny lil squiggles (functional literacy) if one just doesn’t bother to read anyway–or just doesn’t bother to read anything written by someone who isn’t dumber than a bag of hammers. As Twain said, “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” In fact, one who can read but does not may well be worse off, IMO.

Is it any wonder, then, that the Mass MEdia Podpeople Hivemind fools so very many people so much of the time?


BTW, I’m still striving for a formal literacy that approaches that of some of my Heroes of the Mind, such as my paternal grandfather who had reams of poetry embedded in his memory, or a dear old saint I once knew who memorized the New Testament–yes, the whole thing. I ain’t anywhere near the literacy either of those attained, but it’s remarkably interesting to pursue such a level of literacy.


Examples? Millions of ’em. . . Writers who cannot visualize the action they write are among the worst. (A lack of vision, I have found, is quite often closely linked to other lazy writing behaviors.)

For example, “He spun on his heel. . . ” (and walked away, apparently, having barely avoided falling flat on his face from executing such an awkward maneuver). Why do people write such a stupid phrase? Go ahead and give it a try. Spin on your heel and walk away from [whatever, whomever]. Awkward, isn’t it? Typically, one performs a “spin turn” on the ball of one’s foot, because that ISN’T awkward.

But no, some folks write stuff just because they’ve seen other lame brains write it and think it looks/sounds cool. (Usually, these seem to be “writers” whose basic grasp of English is exceedingly weak–most would write “week” there, I suppose *sigh*)–and whose vocabulary and grammar is stuck on the “overweening* and completely undeserved confidence” point of the Dunning-Kruger Curve.

Oh, and a wee lil FYI for ya: whenever you see a published work of ANY kind in it where the writer includes “alright,” you can pretty much bet the farm that the book will be littered with misused words, execrable grammar, inconsistencies that make mockery of any kind of reason, and more. It really is a pretty good indicator.


*Yes, this is not a widely used word, but any reader here is just not a normal reader, so I have no problem using words that are beyond the ken of the illiterate hoi polloi. *heh*

Staff Meeting!

Ever have one of “those” meetings? You know, one that explores such stupid topics as, “In a perfect world, in light of what your job description is, what would you do?” Answer: I would be doing my job without meaningless meetings like these wasting my time.

Minor Victories — I’ll Take ’em Whenever I Can

So, three lil rough spots in the living room, dining room, kitchen, and hallway re-flooring project. Just conquered one of ’em–a transition from the living room to the dining room. I had attempted to match up a couple of partial pieces to link up well with the flooring coming down the hallway, and though they seemed to fit nicely, glued to the laminate planks coming out of the living room, once the hallway pieces moved into the dining room, a wee crack opened up due to a less than 1/32-inch difference in floor height. I tried ameliorating that and ended up exacerbating the problem to slightly over 1/32-inch, so backed off that.

Filled it and stained the fill. Hoped for the best, but was never satisfied. When my Wonder Woman asked if there were a transition piece I could put in that was similar to what I used transitioning between the laminate and some tiling in the kitchen, but with a lower profile, I was stumped. . . until I began digging around in a storage area under the laundry room where I had various pieces of scrap molding and found a 3/4-inch wide, very low profile piece of oak molding. “Hmmm,, I bethought meself, “if I stained this juuust right. . .”

And yeh, some nice, dark walnut stain, nicely wiped to yield a lighter walnut appearance then “varnished” with a satin polyurethane, applied to the eensy-weensy crack with a (transparent and stainable when dried) “30-year” caulk/sealer, and my, that looks nice!

On to the other minor “Oopsies,” now, then baseboards and other trim (particularly doors) changed out, new paint all around (yes, I do have drop cloths and painter’s tape, TYVM ? ), and a few other detail touches (NOW can I install the crown molding? Hmmm? *heh*), and this part of our live-in renos will be finished. Mostly. . . ‘cos the bedrooms haven’t been “re-floored” yet (though that will entail mostly just cleanup after removing the carpeting, since the oak flooring underneath it–as much as I have been able to see so far, at least–seems to be in excellent condition).

Having some real fun, now. ?

“Selfies”

The “selfie” phenomenon generally gives me a rash. Nevertheless, here’s my most recent self-portrait. Methinks it doest have a certain je ne sais quoi, non?

Now, off to apply some Budreaux’s Butt Paste for the rash. . .

Ongoing Projects

Flooring–including both new laminate and tiling, along with grouting and sealing the tile–is finished (well, almost entirely; a very few minor details remain) here at Third World County™ Central. . . except for installing new baseboard and matching trim for doors. *heh* As soon as I have made the new baseboard and trim from raw lumber, that can go in as well. THEN, it’s onto finishing the kitchen remodeling. I’ve had some new ideas about that I needed to think through, but I think I have that pretty well finalized, now. More storage, more usable counter space, better flow: I think I’m going to have some fun with that.

Pictures? Eventually. I may even have a couple of the old counter top, cabinets, etc. (Yeh, replacing some cabinets is gonna be fun, too.)

What Is Godly Faith?

Godly faith–faith that is pleasing to God–is not some “woo-woo,” irrational feeling or blind leap, but something much more substantial. A blogpost is not the place for an exhaustive discussion of godly faith, but there is a bit of “news” for most folks via a little exercise.

In a sense that is similar to the trust I have in my wife because she has consistently demonstrated her character, we learn by the evidence of God’s faithfulness in our experience with Him that he is trustworthy.

We also know that God is pleased when we obey what He has already revealed to us we are to do, things like showing others the Way to Him, being truthful, kind, thankful for our blessings (yes, even when in the middle of our troubles), etc.

So, try substituting “trusting obedience” for “faith” in Hebrews 11.

“Now [trusting obedience] is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

“For by [trusting obedience] the elders obtained a good report.

“Through [trusting obedience] we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

“By [trusting obedience] Abel offered unto God a more excellent sacrifice than Cain, by which he obtained witness that he was righteous, God testifying of his gifts: and by it he being dead yet speaketh.

“By [trusting obedience] Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God,” etc.

While “trusting obedience” does not completely cover _all_ the sense that Paul’s use of “pistis” implies here, it is valid, IMO, and certainly expands on the typical understanding most folks ascribe to the term.

So, when Paul said (2 Corinthians 5:7), “We walk by faith, not by sight,” it seems to me he was saying “We walk by trusting obedience, not by what we see, or by what is obvious to our senses or reasoning, or feelings, but by relying on His Word and by trusting what God has already said and done in our lives.”

Of course, all that is simply speaking of an aspect of our faith. The NT also contains the phrase “`o pistis [tou] christou” (see Galatians 2:16, for example) a phrase variously translated (according to personal preference?) “faith in Christ” or “the faith of Christ.” The “tou” leans my thinking strongly toward “the faith of Christ,” but even then, one must ask oneself if “tou” is genitive or dative in these cases. . .

But rather than get into the weeds about that lil grammatical issue (which does not substantially affect the following), let’s just ask, What would it mean to speak about being saved (or, in the words of Gal 2:16, justified) by “the faith of Christ” rather than (or as well as?) our faith in Christ?

Questions:

  1. Whose faith is likely to be pure and effective?
  2. By whose faith was expiation made for our sin and therefore justifies us before God?
  3. Whose faithfulness effects and sustains our sanctification?

Perhaps it would be easier to grasp the idea that “We are saved by the faith of Christ” to retranslate “pistis” in this case as “faithfulness,” and restate it as “We are saved by the faithfulness of Christ.”

Continue thinking about that while I toddle off to bed. . .

Slow Boat from China

So, ordered an external enclosure for a laptop optical drive from an Amazon retailer knowing full well it would come by “slow boat from China,” since it wasn’t a critical piece of equipment and not needed tout de suite. Eventually, it arrived. Again, no problems with the six week delivery time, since I ordered it with an expectation that delivery would be glacially slow.

But.

It was neither as described in the product description nor as pictured on the product display. It was missing the ONE essential element that allows using a laptop optical drive as an external, portable drive: an interface card. The card was neither built into the enclosure nor flopping around loose in the box. I had a plastic box, a couple of short USB cables, and a faceplate. Useless, except perhaps for target practice.

Corresponded with the seller. Seller wanted pictures of what was missing from the box. Yes, that is indeed what was stated.

*head-desk*

After several emails back and forth (and a complete unboxing sequence sent, along with copies of the text and pictures from the product page for comparison), the company offered to “make me whole” by refunding all but $0.44 of what I paid them for the trash they sent me to dispose of for them.

*sigh*

But at least they didn’t ask me to send their trash back to them.

Still, one strike and the seller is OUT. I’ll never buy from this seller again. Seller “TOOGOO”? “Disrecommended”

Choice

Old age is the only legitimate way to commit suicide. All other ways are for cowards.

Exception Testing the Rule

“She drug [sic] her broken foot along. . . ”

Finally a misuse of “drug” to indicate a past tense of “drag” that, though still not literate, is at least understandable. After all, it refers to a zombie, and, as we all know, only illiterate, brain-dead zombies misuse “drug” when “dragged” is called for.