What Sign Were You Born Under?

Astrologically, I suppose folks who gave that sort of thing any credence would say that I was born under this sign:

My mom, though, would probably say I was born “under” this sign:

Nowadays, I look at what our self-annointed political masters have wrought and what the current lame duck congress seems intent on doing, and I wish for a time machine so I could catch their parents in the act(s) of conceiving them and point them to this sign:

Interesting… this post displays correctly in Opera and Internet Exploder (of all things!) but apparently NOT in Chrome or Firefox. Heck, I even tried “DIV” statements to no avail. Oh. Well…