Recently, 0bama got off the helicopter in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said,
“Nice pigs, sir.”
The 0 replied: “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,
“Excellent trade, sir.”
(Gleefully stolen from a FB post by G.H.)
Bacon: It’s What’s for Dinner. Yum.
ROFLMAO!!!!
http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/09/challenge-of-the-sith/
I dare ya!
LOL.
I love it, and I wish I could re-tell it at work without getting death-glares, as I work at a mostly DEMOCRAT newspaper. Yes. I admitted it.
I do, and shame on me. But hey, a girl’s gotta eat.
“But hey, a girl’s gotta eat.”
And just think of the Fifth Column work you could do… *heh*