[Continuing a series of reposts.]
Third World County’s Politically Incorrect Guide to Detecting (and Dealing With) an Islamic Murdering Savage SOB Terrorist.
See a suspect? Maneuver to get the wind ‘em. (Scent: The stench of rotting camel–or other–dung may be your first clue apart from the fact that the guy looks like an Ay-rab.)
Step 1.) Does the goober smell worse than–well, Goober? If so, he’s either a Loony Left Moonbat or a Islamofascist murdering savage SOB. Bag ‘im either way.
Step 2.) When you perform a “cranial echo test” (whack ‘im on the head with an axe handle) does a “thunk” or no sound at all proceed from his pie hole? If a “thunk” then it’s a Loony Left Moonbat and good for catfish feed or for bait for wild boar. If no sound at all issues, then there’s nothing inside (sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum, you know) and you have a splodydope. Remove any useful explosives and see uses for Loony Left Moonbat, above. If the critter attempts to bite the axe handle, it’s an osama and should be doused with gasoline and burned (after removing any useful explosives for later use fishing or blowing stumps).
Do bury any remains of an osama in pig manure and turn the compost frequently. Use this compost to kill kudzu.
There. Wasn’t that all warm and fuzzy, multi-culti?
(Oh, and before someone charges me with dehumanizing or demonizing Loony Left Moonbats or terrorists, please note that Loony Left Moonbats and terrorists have beat me to the punch and either dehumanized or demonized themselves before I could get in on the act. I’m just calling the cards that are already dealt.)
Oh David! That is SOOO political incorrect and SOOO accurate!
I actually ran into four 20ish guys that met just that description when I was out walking one day last week.
They were walking next to each other, speaking loudly and angrily in what sounded like Arabic (since I don’t speak Arabic, I can’t say that for sure, but that’s what it sounded like). They took up the width of the walking trail walking in the opposite direction of most of the other ppl walking. So to get past them you had to step off the track – which was muddy. They just blasted on past me and my friend while we had to step into mud to allow them to pass – every time we passed them.
My friend said they were so rude. I said ‘they’re muslim and have no respect for women’.
I should have done the ‘thunk’ test. I had no idea you had discovered a way to kill kudsu, you could be rich and famous if you can do that.
*heh*
Next time, go walking there with some average guys and make THEM step off into the mud. Every. Single. Time.
Or carry mace.
BTW, there are other ways to kill kudzu. For one, you can spread Congressional B.S. around it. That stuff will even kill roaches, but it makes any dwelling in which it’s used uninhabitable for four generations.