*Bleh!* That’s not beer!

So, lovely daughter brought home, in addition to other stuff, the contents of her fridge, including some “Miller Chill”. I ruined dinner tonight by drinking some with the food. I should have found a horse to pour it back into, instead (except, of course, that after having been mistreated by the Miller “Brewng” Company, it probably would have made the horse hurl).

*sigh* The label had the usual government warnings, Bah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah” but nothng useful, like

WARNING! If you drink this you will want to gouge the memory from your brain with a rusty fork!”

Oh, well, what does not kill us and all that…

*heh*

2 Replies to “*Bleh!* That’s not beer!”

  1. Horses can’t hurl..
    They colic instead.. which is like having a twisted gut..
    Usually they die from this..
    So.. better a ruined meal, than beating a dead horse.. err beer..

  2. Oh, I’m aware of that, Pet, it’s just that

    1. “horse hurl” is alliterative, graphic and graspable by folks who’ve never even seen a horse in the flesh, let alone ridden or cared for horses.

    2. this stuff was so “anti-miracle” that it could well cause a horse to “miraculously reverse peristalsis” the stuff

    *heh*

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