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“Pakistan warns U.S.: ‘You will lose an ally'”

*pfft* Don’t let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya. After all, what freakin’ kind of “ally” has Pakistan been, really? Oh, yeh. The kind of ally that gets real close so it can stab you in the back. That kind of ally. Kind of like France with a turban bomb instead of pommes frites and ripe Camembert.

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