Amazing Transformations!

[N.B. Adapted from an email recieved from an Anonymous Source, “Deep (but Swift) Boat”]

“A little eyeliner, some mascara, a smattering of powder and VOILA! There’s just no end to the magic one can accomplish with a little help from Revlon and Max Factor, is there? I offer as proof three outstanding BEFORE/AFTER shots. Simply amazing, ain’t it?”

So, tell me, Jean Fraud: Where are the stinkin’ records you’ve promised time and time again to release?

Liar.

Jackass.

And this is one of the guys watching the store (one of the “custodians of the Constitution”)?

Flogging a not-quite-dead horse’s ass at Basil’s Picnic.