NYT: Mouthpiece for… NPR

And you thought I was going to say “Mouthpiece for terrorists,” didn’t you?
 
heh
 
This NYT article presents the pouts and whines of LLM’s at NPR concerning CPB monitoring for bias as sensible responses to “editorial interference” in NPR programming. *yawn*  You know, NPR and it’s bastard sister, PBS, could become genuine “Public Media” if both organizations simply went cold turkey and stopped sucking at the taxpayers’ teats.  If they have something the market wants, if there’s a big enough audience to support rtheir political agendas (or even musical tastes), then they’ll succeed.  Otherwise, they can just die on the vine, for all I care.
 
(I guess I’d miss the silliness—and ocassional usefulness—of Car Talk, but since none of the NPR stations I can get carry “Adventures in Good Music with Dr Karl Haas”—I can listen to him via an Australian station that streams his show, anyway—I can probably even get along without Click and Clack, the one remaining show worth listening to on any NPR station in this region of the country. I can buy better performances of classical music than are featured on NPR, anyway. And anything that’s really good on PBS is either later shown on another—cable—channel or has information duplicated elsewhere, so who needs PBS?)
 
Cut the government purse strings entirely. Let them compete and live or die by their content.
 

“Southpark Conservatives”

Hand-in-hand with biblical illiteracy
 
Diana West writes today of “Replacing duty and honor with ‘South Park’“—and if you don’t go read it right now, I shall order you flogged!  Oh, wait.  I’m not the Supreme Ruler of All, yet.  The flogging will have to be deferred until I ascend my throne.  Heck, I’ll offer you amnesty, if you’ll just go ahead and CLICK Now.
 
🙂
 
The article describes actions, people whose sense of duty and honor are foreign to our cynical, jaded culture today,
 
“But such was life before the “Desperate Housewife” and the “South Park” conservative, a time when the cultural mainstream — the all-enveloping mass media — treated duty and honor like dependable anchors rather than balls-and-chains.”

Social Security? You HAVE to Be Kidding!

So, what’s your backup plan?
 
No, seriously: what is your backup plan?  Social Security… isn’t, as anyone with a calculator can readily see (I was going to say “pencil and paper” but realized that most folks can’t do simple math any more without a calculator *sigh*).  By the most rosy of estimates, it’s only two years until the Social Security system, which congresscritters have raided for years as a fat cash cow, will be paying out more than it takes in, unless the idiots in Washington raise your SS taxes (they are NOT “contributions” to a retirement fund!) a lot more. Your congresscritters aren’t going to fix the problem that they are largely responsible for.
 
So, what’s your backup plan?
 
(I have one, but I’ll not post it here.)

A Large Circumscription

In which a long-deferred goal meets Sissy’s WoW#4
 
One of the aspects of the long-anticipated (yet still deferred) conversion of our garage into a woodworking space is the planning of the tools that I’ll add to the workspace. There are already quite a few, but using them in a space that’s currently jam-packed with… stuff is virtually impossible.  And, of course, there are some tools that are awaiting the space in which to use them effectively, like trammels. For slightly larger projects than I currently make (often using the dining room, or worse, living room[!] as a workspeace), a set of trammels will come in handy.  But a good-sized worktable and extensions would naturally come first.
 
But, before I get into cleaning out (and where am I going to find room for all that stuff!?!) and converting the garage, I need to finish the living room (finish plastering over and painting walls; build bookscase/entertainment center for entire south wall; etc.), re-build the master bedroom closet space, finish the new storage in the upstairs hall, finish the downstairs office…
 
Yeh, it might be a lil easier if I started with the garage, but then I’d lose what momentum I might have with the projects I’m now poking with a stick.
 
OTOH, why should trammels be such a much when I’m already trammeled by so much stuff?  I swear, it’s true.  It’s like running in quicksand. The more I get rid of, purge, toss, junk, the more seems to crawl out of some metaspacial storage area to afflict me, weighing me down, impeding my progress in just getting about my daily life!
 
STUFF!!! Just getting rid of enough stuff to have desktop space (and I have a 3’X6′ desktop) is amazingly difficult.  Well, for me, it seems.
 
*sigh*
 
So it goes.
 

Secret Agent… man?

It was a dark and stormy night.  “Of course. *sigh*”
 
A face-to-face meeting between Agent 3.1416nn and The Boss’s sleeper agent in the U.S. Senate was not just a dreadful risk; it was damned difficult to engineer.  Agent 3.1416nn could only hope that she had gotten the flag telling her where and when the meet was to be, because making it through the access vent in the roof and then swimming through water in the tortured route that was the only access to the meeting place was just the beginning of peril.  The meeting place itself was fraught with peril…
 
At last! Air again!  But what was that? Poison gas?  And it was so very dark.  Was the lid down?  No! It was a big fat hairy butt!  And that was the stench!  A plop! Another plop! Gag!  Blinded by excrement and entangled in paper, Agent 3.1416nn was temporarily unable to move.
 
At last, some light and fresher air!
 
Then a shout! “No, Bill, don’t flush!” Hillary screamed, as Orlando B. Squirrel (AKA Agent 3.1416nn) experienced a perilous case of the swirlies… No! Can’t! Climb! Out! 
 
“I’ll make you pay for this, Kofi!” Orlando swore as he disappeared into the bowells of the sewer system.
 
Back to you, Dan.

Saturday fav

Who reads poetry any more?  You know, the stuff that has rhythm and rhyme and actually says something interesting?
 
He tried to brace his spirit with lines of poetry, which he murmured aloud. 
 
 
“How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!”
 
 
 
 
Again, he’d spoke louder than he thought. Reverend Jones frowned. “Sounds like something from the King, although I don’t recognize it. Since when did you become an Elvis Presley fan, Larry?”—1634: The Galileo Affair
(“Elvis Presley.” heh)
Ulysses
Alfred Tennyson
 
It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Match’d with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.
I cannot rest from travel: I will drink
Life to the lees: All times I have enjoy’d
Greatly, have suffer’d greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone, on shore, and when
Thro’ scudding drifts the rainy Hyades
Vext the dim sea: I am become a name;
For always roaming with a hungry heart
Much have I seen and known; cities of men
And manners, climates, councils, governments,
Myself not least, but honour’d of them all;
And drunk delight of battle with my peers,
Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy.
I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethro’
Gleams that untravell’d world whose margin fades
For ever and forever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnish’d, not to shine in use!

As tho’ to breathe were life! Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this gray spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.
 
This is my son, mine own Telemachus,
To whom I leave the sceptre and the isle,–
Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfil
This labour, by slow prudence to make mild
A rugged people, and thro’ soft degrees
Subdue them to the useful and the good.
Most blameless is he, centred in the sphere
Of common duties, decent not to fail
In offices of tenderness, and pay
Meet adoration to my household gods,
When I am gone. He works his work, I mine.
 
There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail:
There gloom the dark, broad seas. My mariners,
Souls that have toil’d, and wrought, and thought with me–
That ever with a frolic welcome took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free hearts, free foreheads–you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Death closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
‘T is not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and tho’
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
 
 
How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep? [Yet] a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep: So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth, and thy want as an armed man. Proverbs 6:9-11
 
Off to the great adventure: Time to mow the lawn…
 
 

Plonked and Circumscribed

Graduation time of the year. So?
 
Jordana of Curmudgeonry (although from a sample, she doesn’t seem to know much about being a curmudgeon.  Besides, she’s too young to be a good one. 🙂 poses a few questions for folks stuck in the “Gee, it’s graduation time” grind, being invited to shell out for kids they only vaguely recall from some distant memory of having a passing aquaintance with a former neighbor’s uncles’s cousin’s friend long years in the past…
 
Here goes:
 
(1) Who was the most memorable (good or bad) graduation speaker at a ceremony you’ve attended — not necessarily your own?
 
Aw, gee…  That’s a toughie, cos all of them were of nearly equal inconsequence. OK, the speaker at my college graduation is pretty memorable, although I only recall one word he said.  Seriously. A former poly sci prof, pretty decent guy who fell into bad company and was governor when he spoke.  Later, fell into even worse company and became a U.S. Senator.  Used to be a pretty nice guy…  Maybe now that he’s been a decade or so out of office he will have made a partial recovery.
 
(2) Approximately how many graduation ceremonies have you been in as a graduate and how many others have you gone to?
 
Three of my own—and none of this b.s. about “eighth grade graduation” (what a weenie idea).  A ceremony for release from “prison for kids” (high school graduation) was bad enough.  Nine, as I recall, of other folks’ graduations.  We’re skipping my daughter’s graduation from grad school this year, because, well,  she is. Wish I’d skipped mine. *yawn*
 
(3) After finishing high school and/or college what did you do for the summer?
 
Worked.  What else? *sheesh!* Wasn’t school enough of a waste of time, already?
 
Bonus Question:
 
What was your favorite graduation gift?
 
Money.

Make your grocery list out from these

 
Oh, heavens.  Making it hard to diet.  I may have to depend on The Relativity Weight Loss Planâ„¢ after just viewing some of these recipes! Stop the madness!!! It’s just too much of a good thing!
 
(Making out my grocery list, now… )
 
N.B. The Relativity Weight Loss Planâ„¢ depends upon a little-known quirk of Einstein’s brilliant work.  It seems that as an object approaches the speed of light, it approaches infinite mass.  Therefore, since weight is a function of mass in a gravity field, the slower one moves…
 
Patent Pending

More coffee blogging

If you have not yet blogrolled/made a regular read of Morning Coffee and Afternoon Tea, what is wrong with you?!?!?
 
I mean, really: a blog that features this just has to be a must-read.
 
(The featured post? Yum.  My walls.  Coffee.  What’s not to like?  Hmmmm…. could I be ready even to try used coffee grounds in a wall treatment?  My office!!  Yes!!!  Let’s see…. dry them, powder them, glazing compound… “It. Could. Work!”)
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