Eragon-Saphira

Eragon (Inheritance, Book 1)

(I read this puppy about a year ago)


Eragon-Saphira
Originally uploaded by mnmus.

A lil quiz at “Alagaesia”. The print’s a lil small in the thumbnail, but if you CLICK on the link to enlarge the pic, it reads,

“You are most like SAPHIRA

Like the majestic dragon, Saphira, you are brave and ferocious in battle but also deep in ancient wisdom. You think before flying headfirst into battle. You prefer the solitude of the wilderness to the populated cities of Alagaesia.”

Eragon is Book I of The Inheritance trilogy by Christopher Paolini. Paolini published Eragon when he was 18. As a first novel by a young writer, it’s actually quite good. Allowing for “first novel by a young writer syndrome” it’s a tad more than “quite good” in fact.

I’ll more than likely also read Eldest, the next book in the trilogy, and if it’s as good as—or hopefully better than—Eragon, I’ll likely pop for the third book when it comes out.

The Real Plame-Out Outrage

Finally some honest, forthright speech on the terrible, terrible “outing” of that Great American Hero(ine), Valerie Plame…

From Blame Bush via Woody’s News & Views:

The inspiration for six Ian Fleming novels and the hit TV series, Alias, Plame’s 35-year career as a super-duper top secret agent was what legends were made of. From her base of operations, Codename: Cubicle, Agent Plame spearheaded such major CIA operations as Project Fetch Director Woolsey a Cup Of Coffee and Operation Who Stole a Box of Staples from the Supply Room? In 1996, she singlehandedly thwarted a major terrorist attack by remaining motionless at her desk for several months while slowly tripling the size of her ass. Along with John Deutch and Aldrich Ames, Valerie Plame is one of the few CIA spooks who has earned the admiration and respect of progressives everywhere.

See the entire, courageous report made despite threats of vicious attacks by the Republikan (weenie) hate machine attack-Chihuahuas.

heh

For more on this lame-out “scandal” manufactured by Democraps and whimpily addressed by Republiclams, see: here or here.

A Modest Proposal

(A tip o’ the hat to Shakespeare and Swift… )

Shakespeare is often misquoted (and taken outa context as well) as having written, “First, kill all the lawyers.” And that’s but one variation among many of the line excerpted from Henry IV, part 2, Act 4 scene 2,
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
Out of context? It’s in a scene featuring a kangaroo court whose whole purpose shows the value of those who know the law, as opposed to emty-pates who make rulings based on nonsense. (More on this point later—probably a post all its own.)
Nevertheless, it’s ironic that only a few hundred years have passed since that halcyon day when Shakespeare could view lawyers as protectors of rights, liberties… Today, it is the law that makes slaves of us all. A little extreme? Think about it for a bit. Can you honestly say that you have not broken any laws? How do you know? Have you read the sky-high stack of state, federal and local laws, regulations and ordinances? Could you understand them if you did?
When laws proliferate to such a burdensome level and literate people who lack induction into the arcane priesthood of their interpretation cannot decipher them, we are all at the mercy of selective enforcement: any prosecutor anywhere can find something to convict you of if he wants to.
And here’s the telling question: in a day and age where Martha Stewart can be sent to prison for denying having done something that was not a crime for her to do by a giovernment whose own witness used to convict her of “lying” (NOT under oath) to federal investogators has been charged with perjury for his testimony in the case; when Sandy Berger, who flat-out lied to federal investogators about having removed and destroyed documents that were pertinent to the 9/11 Commission’s investigation gets a “bye” on prison time and merely has his security clearance lifted for a while, does not the selective enforcement aspect of law enforcement bother you a tad?
Just think: no one, NO ONE, can know if they are in compliance with every federal, state and local law, because the laws under which we live have proliferated to the point that no one, NO ONE, knows them all. And only those inducted into the mysteries of their special language and the customs of their cultic application and manipulation can understand (or pretend they understand… for a hefty fee, of course) what the heck these cultic incantations mean.
Enough! Of the many things this country needs to survive as a civilized nation, one of the most important is this: scrapping every damned law passed since the Constitution was written and rewriting the whole thing (body of law) so that a literate person can carry around the laws of the land on his person and read and understand them. A good start would be to “sunset” every law, everywhere, so that law “makers” would of necessity become law “reviewers” and be forced to rewrite each and every law in their baliwick, a bit at a time, until all the current laws were either done away with or rewritten so that everyone who’s at least moderately literate can understand them. And tie every word in every law on the books to a common dictionary meaning of the word, tied to and tied down to a specific dictionary, specific edition, so that some damned judge somewhere has a harder time finding wiggle room to subvert the law by means of a phony “interpretation.”
THEN we can kill all the lawyers. (But I wouldn’t go so far as Swift’s “Modest Proposal” for the Irish… )
OK, OK, maybe we don’t have to kill them, just send ’em all to votech school to learn a useful trade…

Howard Dean, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi: y’all have some competition…

It took some digging, but I finally found a current portrait of Paul “Republicans want to kill us” Begala

Nah. That’s not a moustache. It’s just a collection of his favorite nose hairs.
Welcome to the horse’s ass wing of the Democratic Party, Paulie boy. By now, it includes just about 90% of the (NON-democratic) Democratic congresscritters. Don’t worry, though, you’ll be validated soon as the Ball-less Party congresscritters timidly submit to your slander.

What government contributes to the economy

Just read Robert Heinkein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress for the source (and context)…

Heard the one about the old guy who had a gummint job polishing the brass cannon outside the courthouse? Yep. Saved up his money, bought himself a brass cannon and went into business for himself…
heh

Wonder Woman doesn’t blog, so…

She gave me permission to post her “Celtic horoscope” here


WW Is A Poplar Tree

People tend to look up to you, and it’s a bit lonely at the top.

Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage.

Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation.

You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life.

You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.

Pretty darned close. You can easily tell that I “married up” eh? 🙂

Bloggus Interruptus

I have just been INFORMED that it is time to "Go pick up our reserved coppy of the new Harry Potter before it's that
last one"

So, we will go haring off to the "Big City" where we have a pre-purchased copy supposedly on reserve. Well-written on the micro-level, I nevertheless have found the Potter books to be little more than the same plot over and over. Changing clothes, the story remains the same. *Yawn* Nevertheless, I'll probably read the thing if for no other reason than to be fair to it.

Oh, and the others have been “well-written on the micro-level”-dialog, descriptive narrative, action scenes, etc. are all well within acceptable (or better) levels of writing to be interesting. The plots are just sooooo predictable.

But that's OK, and well within parameters for the genre: contemporary children's literature that includes such well-written (but boooorrrring plotwise after the first book) series as the Lemony Snickett books. Even the older children's series that were very well-written such as the various Edith Nesbit books depended on predictable, repeatable plotlines, so I don't really hold that "defect" against the Harry books.

Well, off we go!

Update: Back again. Since Wonder Woman’s reading Eragon right now, I have been selected as the “designated reader” of Halfblood Prince. So far, so good. A completely avoidable continuity problem (dialog continuity) in the first 10 pages, but a little more interesting than the last X number of HP retreads, so far.

I’m a tree! I’m a tree! (Joyce Kilmer, eat your heart out.)

Found at One Happy Dog Speaks, another blogthing quiz: the Celtic Horoscope


You Are A Chestnut Tree

You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.

And even though you’re impressive and intimidating, you’re also fun to be around.

You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.

Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.

Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

Gee. This thing’s better than the MMPI-3…

Joe Wilson: Are His Pants on Fire Yet?

As best I can recall, this will make my first post anywhere about the Joe Wilson/Valerie Plame kerfuffle.

After the 9/11 Commission roundly took Joe Wilson’s “version” of his mission and report—and the circumstances under which he performed his mission to Niger—to task, all he had left to whine about was his complaint that “someone” in the administration had “outed” his wife, whom he claimed was a covert CIA agent at the time, and thus broke the law against doing so simply by revealing her name… oh, and the fact that she had arranged for his Niger junket, not the Vice President, as Wilson had claimed.

Well, it turns out Wilson knew he was lying about his wife being a covert agent, too. From CNN’s “Wolf Blitzer Reports” July 14, 2005:

BLITZER: But the other argument that’s been made against you is that you’ve sought to capitalize on this extravaganza, having that photo shoot with your wife, who was a clandestine officer of the CIA, and that you’ve tried to enrich yourself writing this book and all of that.

What do you make of those accusations, which are serious accusations, as you know, that have been leveled against you?

WILSON: My wife was not a clandestine officer the day that Bob Novak blew her identity.

Of course, the law prohibiting revealing the identities of clandestine or covert agents does state that revealing a covert agent’s identity within five years of an overseas assignment is a crime. And guess what? USA Today finally got up to speed yesterday with what most people knew two years ago: Plame had been out of the field living and raising a family, working in the U.S. at Langely for six years by the time Bob Novak mentioned her in 2003.

In The Politics of Truth, former ambassador Joseph Wilson writes that he and his future wife both returned from overseas assignments in June 1997. Neither spouse, a reading of the book indicates, was again stationed overseas. They appear to have remained in Washington, D.C., where they married and became parents of twins.

Six years later, in July 2003, the name of the CIA officer — Valerie Plame — was revealed by columnist Robert Novak.

I mention this before even attempting to address the substance of Joseph Wilson’s charges against the administration (about its mention of Saddam Hussein’s reported attempts to obtain yellowcake in Africa) to point out the fact that quite apart from the 9/11 Commission’s gentlemanly labeling of Joseph Wilson as a liar (in typical political mush-speak), his harebrained charges against the administration—and flailing accusations against Karl Rove in particular—turn out to be based on circumstances that Wilson knew in advance disprove his assertions.

His character impeached by his own actions, there is simply nothing he can add to any discussion of policy, ethics or law concerning… anything.

Now, can we leave aside the breathless jabber about who knew what, when and from whom about a non-covert non-operative CIA employee and talk about the complete lack of moral fiber in the Mass Media Podpeople and their fellow travelers in the Moveon.org-dominated Democratic party, as well as the spineless, testosterone-deprived, gutless wonders in the Republican Party who don’t have the stones to tand up and call a liar a liar in plain speech?

Both the phony, non-liberal reactionaries on the left and the pseudo-conservative liberal wannabes on the right disgust me. Who was it who said that they believed in a two party system but that they wished we had two different parties to the ones we have? Whoever it was, I’m with him.

Posted also at: Balanced News

Update #1 Gee I wish I’d said that. Jerry Pournelle, commenting at his Chaos Manor in Perspective, Current View, said (in part):

“In my judgment the attention being given to Mr. Wilson, given the track record of his achievements in his CIA assignment, is a bit odd. Why should I care what a Kerry staffer recommends about Republican strategists? Is it unpredictable?”

Update #2: The AP is still lying about the whole thing by telling a partial truth:

“Federal law prohibits government officials from divulging the identity of an undercover intelligence officer. But in order to bring charges, prosecutors must prove the official knew the officer was covert and nonetheless knowingly outed his or her identity.”

Note the specific lapse: the time frame and description of what an “undercover operative” is that the law describes (and circumscribes). Keeping the description of the applicable law mushy, indistinct, serves to aid in keeping the story alive for the AP.

Leaving out significant chunks of pertinent information doesn’t speak well of the AP, now does it?

Or how about this? Also from an AP report (reproduced in the WAPO),

“Bush has said he would fire anyone found to have leaked Plame’s name.”

Now, that’s a bald-faced lie. What President Bush actually has said is this:

“There are too many leaks of classified information in Washington. There’s leaks at the executive branch; there’s leaks in the legislative branch. There’s just too many leaks. And if there is a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is. And if the person has violated law, the person will be taken care of.” [emphasis added]

That differs significantly from “Bush has said he would fire anyone found to have leaked Plame’s name.” In point of fact, Bush has said no such thing. It’s a lie.

And that’s why I hate (and it’s not too strong a word) the Mass Media Podpeople, the moveon.org-dominated Democratic Party and the ball-less, spineless worms in the Republican Party: on the one side, any lie is permissible and on the other no lie is open to exposure. THE primary characteristic of evil is a culture of characteristic, habitual lies.

A pox on them all.

Carnival of the recipes is cookin…

…over at One Happy Dog Speaks

It’s hot in Phoenix, so Christine features Apricot Peachtea Delight at Morning Coffee & Afternoon Tea. Sounds about right for sweltering days in America’s Third World Countyâ„¢ too.

Lotsa good chicken recipes this week (including my own Chicken and Dumplings). I know I’ll at least add the Bacon wrapped stuffed Chicken Virgil at the Redneck Gourmet came up with.

Tons more including some Eggs Benedict recipes and ALa’s Apple Streusel Muffins. Just go check ’em all out, would ya?