SLS

Self-induced Liberalist Scotomata:the unkindest blind spots of all (with apologies to The Bard)…

An essential component allowing the creation and ongoing existence of the liberalist “reality-based (fantasy) community,” SLS (Self-induced Liberalist Scotomata) is a little understood mental disorder. In fact, as dominated by liberalist thinking as the DSM-IV is, you’ll not find it listed there, along with many other mental-emotional disorders such as pure human evil.

heh

How can one tell when a liberalist is “suffering” (quaint construction, that; those who suffer are all the people impacted by liberalist blindness) from SLS? Well, since these are self-induced blind spots, the liberalists won’t relay any symptoms, but the signs are easy enough to spot.

Have you ever pointed out plain facts to a liberalist and had the liberalist simply deny those facts exist? There you are. It’s as though liberalists mentally close their eyes, stick their fingers in their ears and chant “wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah” (the functional equivalent of “No WMD,” “blood for oil,” “SUVs (except for the SUV I drive) fund terrorists” etc.).

If the Great Satan (G.W. Bush, to a liberalist) were to say the sky is blue, liberalists suffering from SLS would shout, shout and shout again that it was a lie, and besides it’s Bush’s fault.

There, now you can recognize SLS. Next, N-CHUA (Neo-Conservative Head Up… ) Syndrome.

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Note the addition of Michael Yon’s Blog to my Blogroll

Don’t ask me to explain why I’ve neglected to blogroll Michael Yon: Online Magazine before now. I slipped up.

Michael yon is embedded with the Deuce-Four in Mosul. For the real news from Mosul, make his blog a regular stop. All the news that he can (conscientiously) reveal is there. And it’s worlds and away more than you’ll get from the Mass Media Podpeople’s Army.

Blogroll his site and visit regularly for a wee dose of truth.

Lurching from one irony to another

Jean Fraud sKerry (AKA John F Kerry, the junior lobotomy experiment from Massachussets sometimes found in the U.S. Senate) persists in his blind arrogance…

"We have to go out and fight for the real issues that make a difference in the lives of the American people and we don't need some great lurch to the right or lurch to the left or redefinition of the Democratic Party… "
And this from "Lurch" himself. Irony, thy name is Jean Fraud sKerry. Yeh, it'd be a shame if the Democratic Party redefined itself as a party with integrity, honesty, genuine concern for the safety and wellbeing of citizens and committment to principles that are embued in the American State Papers.
But that'd mean kicking out slimy liars like Jean Fraud sKerry, so naturally "Lurch" doesn't want a… "lurch" to the right (not Right; what is just and true and honorable: right) in the Democratic Party. And a true "lurch" toward genuine liberal thinking would cut the ground from under his feet, as well, as genuine liberalism invites, encourages, indeed does everything it can to foster open, honest dialog and examination of all evidence.
For example, evidence of one's own record, when that record has been cited by oneself for personal gain… like Jean Fraud sKerry's complete and unabridged military files, since he has built his career on his military record for years.
So, Jean Fraud: were're the facts, the actual records? Still obscured from public view in "friendly" hands that refuse to release any but harmless dribs, eh?
Face it. For Jean Fraud sKerry, the only "real issue" is his own self-promotion. Period. everything else is a distraction or a tool to advance himself. Nothing more, nothing less.
Free your SF-180, Jean Fraud.

See Cao's Blog for more… and for how you can be a part of the Free John Kerry's 180 Blogburst along with the bloggers listed below.

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My Vast Rightwing Conspiracy
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Pooklekufr: The Kafir Constitutionalist
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What Attitude Problem?
Where's Your Brain?
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Hot n Cold

A couple of recipes I’ve been meaning to post for a while, now

First, my mother’s Salsa recipe that my dad scanned and sent me. My comments, based on my recollection of her cooking habits in “[ ]”

  • 3C diced tomatoes [whatever’s ripe and available]
  • 3/4 C onion [coarsely chopped]
  • 1.5 tsp salt
  • 1.5 C [white] vinegar
  • 1—3 C [chopped] jalapeños (to taste)
  • 3 cloves minced garlic

Bring to boil, simmer 5 minutes, pack in hot [sterilized in boiling water bath] jars, cover with lids and process in hot water bath for 30 minutes. Remove, cool and store.

Now, for the cold stuff.
Javascript Cookie™ Ice Cream Sandwiches

Make a batch of LARGE Javascript Cookies™. (How large? Experiment. Have a lil fun. Maybe twice the size of ordinary drop/roll cookies, ‘K?) Let ’em cool. Make ice cream sandwiches by adding a dollop of your fav ice cream between two Javascript Cookies™. and smooshing them together a bit. Clean up around the edges, wrap the sandwich in plastic wrap and pack away in the freezer to chill back down and “age” a bit. Good in Javascript Cookies™? Mint chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate and quite a few other flavors. Pick your fav and go to town.

BTW, make more than you think you’ll need. You’ll need ’em.

🙂

Adventures with tech support

See UPDATE below

Well, I guess we’ll find out soon just how good Sony tech support is…

In recent years, I’ve had mixed results getting product support from various big name computer and peripheral manufacturers. No names, but [OPINION!] HP’s tech support really stinks. heh Dell, once ya get through the maze of voicemail and call back a few times to get someone who speaks intelligible English, is not half bad.

Called Sony this a.m. about Violet, Lovely Daughter’s Sony Vaio notebook. Not an auspicious beginning… She registerred it online the very day she bought it. They had no record of it. Not only that, their automated call system had “identified” the caller ID-blocked number I called from as someone with an open incident on a Sony TV.

So far, so bad.

Got her registered… sorta. Although she bought Violet in January, and thus was within her one year parts/service warranty, they wanted $250 to repair Violet. Said she wasn’t in warranty.

Almost strike three. Asked the umpire to check his glasses, AGAIN informed tech support of the purchase date in January and was told to fax the reciept to get clearance for service.

OK, faxed. Now, “wait 2-3 hours for it to show up in the system and call back.”

Oooooo-Kay. We’ll see. The 8-month-old reciept is virtually illegible. If they hadn’t lost her original registration, Violet would already be on the way in for repairs under warranty.

We’ll just see.

UPDATE:

OK, happy ending. Rest of the story? Well, since you ask so nicely, sure.

First of all, had to call tech support because the documentation with the comp is extremely skimpy, NO tech specs, manuals or FAQs on the Sony tech support site referencing this comp (although there is a full library of driver and patch downloads). So, had to call tech support just to get info on whatever quirky fault could have caused the issue.

Called back at appointed time. Went through the voice-actuated auto-voicemail thing. Got connected to a tech who promptly called me by someone else’s name… cos the automated voicemail system had shuffled me to someone along with someone else’s trouble ticket (although it had read back to me my own TT# for verification). I think they need to work on their automated system.

When the tech finally located my TT, he verified that the fax had been recieved and that Lovely Daughter and Violet were registered and covered under warranty. Then he had me run through the same procedures I’d already tried on my own, then with the tech this a.m., and… Violet started right up.

It was the dreadlock wig and chicken bone rattle, cos I did not one single thing different to this a.m.’s sessions—the one before calling tech support and the one after.

We were both puzzled. So, “…reset the BIOS?”

“OK, let’s do that.”

“How? It’s not in the docs.”

He gave me the secret handshake, I reset the bios, we did a buncha other nonsensical stuff to make ourselves feel all techie and Violet just flat didn’t care. But Violet’s such a lil lady, she kept right on booting right up through it all.

The techie did try to blow some smoke on causes of the initial non-booting issue, but although my B.S. detector was blaring in my ear I just shut up and let him feel cool. Just glad Violet decided to be cooperative. Finally figured she just needed to sleep in a lil longer and didn’t wanna wake up.

Girls’ day in.

🙂

OK, so I’m not up to posting today…

…well, not anything worth much beyond an, uhm, passing… thought. But it’s a real gas.

So I have this idea for a story. Maybe someone can flesh it out. Not me. I have no ear for dialog, plot or descriptive narative.
So, here’s the thing: there’s this guy with neverending, really killer flatus. It’s causing real hell in his everyday life, has driven him into hermitage, complete isolation. Sitting, sleeping, driving. It never stops.
I even have a title for the story:
The Wind in the Pillows.
Knock yourselves out.

The first Carnival of the Recipes… of year 2

Carnival of the Recipes #53 is up at its home blog where She Who Will Be Obeyed lays down the law: wonderful recipes are the rule of the day!

It’s all good. Just wash that honey cake you have in your paw down with another swig of coffee and toodle on over for some mouth-watering delights. Careful now. Drooling on your keyboard will do it no good at all, at all.
When you’ve perused the delights there, come on back and tell me how to improve my Odd Chicken Salad/Sandwich. I’m always open to suggestions.

Who knew ya could milk penguins?!?

Ya coulda bowled me over with a drunk armadillo…

There I was, just getting a lil grocery shopping done when I saw on a closeout table, Penguin Cheese Crackers.

?!?!? Penguin cheese?!?!?

No kidding. Someone had taken penguin cheese and made crackers outa it. Or so it seemed…

Penguin Cheese_05b

False adverstising, fer sure! It was just these lil orange turds shaped sorta, kinda halfway (if one squints reeeeaaal hard and closes both eyes) like penguins.

🙂

Penguin Cheese_04

I’d want a refund, except the box was only $1.50 and the cats seem to think the things are OK.

*grumble, grumble, gripe, complain*