“You’re lost in the woods. What gun do you take with you for all purposes?”

Silly question. Presupposes I could get lost in the woods. Maps. Compass. Planning. Oh, plane crash? Outlier. Supposes I were to a.) get on a plane despite my aversion to Thugs Standing Around, b.) disregards the hassle would I have to put up with to even be ABLE to transport a firearm past Thugs Standing Around and c.) I’d still have a compass in stupidly TSA-limited EDC bag *heh*) and general knowledge of the area downed in.

Still, noodling around in the woods, if only one firearm carried, it’d probably be a Ruger 10/22 Takedown (model 11100, because 18.5” barrel as opposed to the 16.x” barrel. There’s room in the pack). If allowed 2, then selecting a handgun would be variable. Depends on area. Alaska? Yeh, not going there, and not only because I don’t want a .44 magnum as a backup. *ouch* Don’t own one anyway. VERY different to piney woods in America’s Third World County™ where a handgun that can handle “snakeshot” might be the choice (depending, in part, on area and season).

Still, “lost in the woods”? Who does that? Oh, yeh. Dunning-Krugerands. The same folks as would ask such a silly question. Got it.

Filed Under “Weird and Weirder”

Woke up yesterday (Saturday) with pain on a scale of 1-10 coming in about 9 on my left foot. Ball of foot and great toe could not even take a sock w/o pain lancing up my leg from there. Swollen and red. Close examination revealed a small hair–looked like an eyelash–embedded on the side of the ball of my left foot. Pulled it out w/tweezers. Yep. The epicenter of the pain located right there. How it became embedded in my foot I cannot say.

Lotsa heat therapy and swelling and pain abated enough to sit comfortably (well, moderately, as long as nothing touched my toe/ball of foot). Was able to rest last night and swelling abated along with pain, and toe/ball of coot almost normal size. A little walking around in stocking feet fixed that, though, and although the pain is still less, swelling has rebounded a little.

I’ll just have to see how it goes, I guess.

Just weird.

Why? It Does Not Matter. . .

. . .why it crosses the road.

On one of our trips to OK for family stuff, we had a quick refresher on what “rural OK town” means. During passage through town, which entailed negotiating a couple of (completely unnecessary, as far as I could tell) traffic lights, traffic (such as it was–our car and another) came to a halt as a chicken made its lackadaisically wandering way across main street in the lil county seat town. No hurries. Apparently traffic (such as it may be) ALWAYS comes to a complete stop whenever the chicken crosses the road. . .

The “You” You Speak of Is Not Me

Ed Driscoll frequently makes some pretty sound observations, but Everything You Know About the 20th Century is Wrong struck me as twaddle, especially since each of his cherry-picked examples of what I (he did say “you,” didn’t he, and aren’t I, as the reader a part of the “you”?) know about the 20th Century that is wrong held no news for me, since I was well-aware of the facts of those examples long, long before he sought to “correct” my views.

Now, while many, if not most, might hold false memes about the cherry-picked examples Driscoll cites, perhaps even most folks, “you” is far too sweeping a generalization and shows that Driscoll, at least, holds some false views of his own.

Just sayin’.

Don’t Rag on Me for This, But…

My Wonder Woman and I were walking through our local “everything a buck or less (except in that lil section over there—–>>)” store and saw a raft of this stuff–all kinds:

OK, what the heck; it’s just a buck. But… being who I am, I’ll never know how it tastes made according to directions. Added sauteed onion and bell pepper and about 2C of mixed veggies (frozen) to the thing. Was… OK.

Tablets Are to Computers as…

mp3 players are to real musical instruments.

No, the analogy isn’t perfect–show me one that is–but it captures the essence of the primary difference. Computers can easily and effectively be used to make stuff; tablets are best used to consume stuff (as entertainment devices). Yes, computers can be used to entertain the user, just as tablets can be used to create content, but tablets aren’t generally well-suited to creating content, whereas desktop and notebook computers are very well-suited to creating content.

Type on a tablet–any tablet. So far, I’ve seen no one who can type an email, a word processing document, etc., as well on a tablet as on a physical computer keyboard. There may be one or two such freaks of nature, but, for the most part, folks who claim typing on a tablet’s as easy as on a physical keyboard are simply lying (perhaps to themselves as much as to others).

I’ve seen apps for music creation on tablets. None of them come anywhere near eve transcription programs like Finale or Encore for creating real music content. Ditto for video creation on tablets as compared to more traditional computing hardware.

Now, casual “computer” users may find that they can get along OK with 2-finger typing of emails, browsing the web (on a very cramped screen) and watching videos on tablets, but those are about the only “computing” activities that tablets can manage apart from… consumer apps, apps that are directed toward doing the kinds of things grownups already know how to do, like navigating from one place to another* and suchlike. *heh* ‘S’all right, kiddos. Tablets are perfectly OK for such things.

Note that I use my very blatantly consumer-oriented tablet (Kindle Fire–a marketing tool for other Amazon products, just as the iPhad is a thinly-disguised tool for marketing the Apple “cloudosphere” *heh*) almost exclusively for consuming media: books, movies and musical recordings. Sure, I went through a phase early on of exploring all the lil thing could do and discovered… that apart from books, movies and accessing my mp3 collection, my more traditional computers beat the heck out of it in almost everything else. OK, it makes a Good Enough emergency flashlight, and the lil app that turns it into a bubble level is marginally useful (except, of course, I have 5 or so perfectly good analog levels, one older than I am, that do as good a job *shrugs* don’t really need a battery-powered one :-)).

So, when I read, Forrester Report: Tablets Will Rule The Future Personal Computing Landscape, my response was, “Yep, as long as we define “computing” down to mean “using an appliance to facilitate consumer behavior” that’s certainly true.

Whatever. I can see a role for tablets, but without serious computing power (some do have–or will have), the ability to access serious programs, not just lil bitty limited “apps”, better data input capabilities (like, oh, the proposed Microsoft Surface Pro tablet) and suchlike, the limited uses tablets now serve well (instead of “serve poorly” or “just barely”) will rule tablet “computing” for some time to come.

One can hope for really useful voice command inputs coupled with powerful applications, but so far that’s just not materialized. Some nice “gee-whiz” proof of concept things have been prototyped, but aren’t seriously in the works for some time to come.


*Navigation: using tablets, phones, etc., to get from one place to another spurs me to ponder just what that means…

1. Unfamiliarity with one’s environment?
2. Going places one has never been before, with no referents for guideance? Probably new activity or new place to buy something/spend money, etc. Too much ADD-ish behavior there for me.
3. Visit friends/relatives: what? You’re so disconnected from them you don’t know where they live already? *heh* Can’t read a map? Don’t even know N-S-E-W? IMO, People who need their phones and GPS tracking to get to the corner store should be in Assisted Living Facilities.

Confession: I do need help finding things sometimes. That’s why I have a copy of my county’s 911 map, as well as a few other maps, in my car, as well as a compass for seriously overcast days, since the “piney woods” dirt roads can sometimes twist and turn a lot. I do get calls to go places I’ve never been before, places that just aren’t noted anywhere else than on that handy lil 911 map… and even it doesn’t match what’s on the ground from time to time. Besides, GPS systems get lost in America’s Third World County ALL the time. Seriously. But because I can read maps and do know N-S-E-W, I can count on the finger of one hand the times I’ve gotten lost since the first day I started walking to school… and even before. GPS? Don’t need no steenkeeng GPS.)

BTW, another area where tablets just don’t make the grade compared to traditional computers comes into play when I, as I enjoy doing so often, browse through our County Assessor’s map(s) of the county. More up-to-date than the county 911 map, shows property lines, topo, geographical and aerial views; searchable with many different parameters: it’s what I use to “travel the back roads” when I get too cantankerous to pay today’s gas prices (although I still like to get out and just play “discover the county” every now and then)