First, a little background of a personal nature. Long time readers of this lil space in the interwebs know that we lost two family members last year, Son&Heir’s “Boys”–his two dogs–went to their heavenly reward. We’ve not gotten another dog since, though I was sorely tempted earlier this week when some clients offered me a sweet American Pit Bull pup (almost a year old, but still very much a puppy). Nice dog, just didn’t know how I’d get him past my Wonder Woman. *heh*
Were I to have accepted their offer, I think I would have named the dog “Mohamed” (and called him simply “Mo” or “Ham”–maybe even “MoHam” or… “Ed” *heh*) and published pictures of him here with his pedigree… direct descent from the prophet of that hate cult, Islam, though the breed has obviously been much, MUCH improved since the generation of that pig-dog, The Butcher of Medina.
So, the question: since I have no dog to publish pictures of under the name “Mohamed” are there any readers of this space willing to take up the torch for me?
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Yes, I know Muslims view dogs as “unclean” because Mohamed, he who screams in torment in hell forever, didn’t like dogs, and yes I know that naming a do “Mohamed” is an extreme insult to Mohamed, in Muslim eyes, but an even more extreme insult to the poor dog, which is why such a dog’s call name–the name the dog would know as his own–would be “Mo” or “Ham” or “Ed”.
If touchy Muslims can’t take the heat, they ought to get off this rock. One-way tickets to the moon for ’em all would be fine by me. Let ’em build their own habitats there. (Of course, that’d be a sure and certain death sentence for several reasons, among them the dearth of Muslims with the technical ability to pull the thing off, as well as the fact that Muslims, as a whole, are among the poorest workers on Earth–and the 90% profound illiteracy rate in the Islamic world is only one part of that problem. The minor exceptions to these rules aren’t enough to keep Muslims alive here on Earth, were it not for Western countries propping up the Muslim world.)
“are there any readers of this space willing to take up the torch for me?”
Wait, I’m confused. What exactly do you mean by “take up the torch?” What is it you want? lol
*heh*
Get. A. Dog. Name. It. Mohamed.
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I have too many dogs now but maybe I’ll rename one of them.
If George Foreman could name his kids “George”…
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