[Stolen]
Living with The 0! and his minions in congress, etc.
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical break throughs, etc.The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tack.
He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have.
“A Martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100”.
So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool…. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”?
This time the man drawled out “Uh….. bout 50”.
The robot clicked then leaned very close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
(Just a thought, but maybe the guy was onto something when he mentioned his IQ. Three martinis ought not to have reduced it that far, but he could have been lying the first time… )
It being Monday morning I should give you some, not much, encouragement for attempting mild humor.
Yeh, not too quick or refulgent w/those encouraging words, TF. Wouldn’t want anyone to think you were home on the range… 😉
One of the reasons for reading blogs written by folks smarter than myself is the added vocabulary, “refulgent”; can’t recall having heard that one before. Brilliant or shining.
The other day I ran across Noetic, listed as a science, a misnomer if ever there was one, on the ability to know something through perception, feelings or phenomenon which are beyond tactile ability such as hunches.
“…blogs written by folks smarter than myself…” Either that or folks who spent their formative years running out of books to read who then resorted to reading dictionaries for amusement… 😉 (REALLY smart people look up words they don’t know and can’t infer meaning for from context in order to be sure they understand what’s being attempted in communication. Seems to me you’re the smart one in this exchange.)
Nice one.
Like TF, I come here to read something more highbrow. Let’s face it, even your attempt at Tuesday morning humor has my ant parade by an intellectual mile.
But I have it on good authority that there’s room for humor at all IQ and maturity levels, so I am okay with that now…
TRY, I can only respond, “why, I have no idea, but hopefully the elephants haven’t forgotten”
*heh*
(…attempt at Tuesday morning humor” I hear thy message; I understand. :-))