WARNINIG: If talk of bodily functions is distasteful to you, either skip this or grow up.
Now, I dunno if this is “sympathetic magic” or something even weirder, but. . .
Since this COVID-19 Pan(dem)ic started weirding up, my shit has changed. Seriously. Used to was. . . several wipes were absolutely necessary to effect an acceptable level of cleanliness. Now? The very first wipe is clean. No, not just my nether regions. The toilet paper itself shows NO evidence whatsoever that feces has recently passed from my anus to the toilet bowl.
I am now defecating the cleanest shit I have ever known to exist. One two-ply sheet now does the trick.
*cue Twilight Zone theme*
Top that. Anyone. 🙂
Too
Much
Information
Yeh, well, you were warned, weren’t you? 😉
Yes, I was.
But I will get over it?